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   How to become immortal: Read this signature tomorrow and follow its advice.
  ~Pretty Cool

   It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees.
  ~Pretty Cool

   A self-addressed envelope would be addressed 'envelope'.
  ~Funny Life

   In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
  ~Pretty Cool

   A gentle stream can split a mountain, given enough time.
  ~Funny Life

   Idiots of a feather, flock together.
  ~Pretty Cool

   The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
  ~Pretty Cool

   I've worn contact lenses so long I can put them in with my eyes closed.
  ~Pretty Cool

   A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  ~Funny Life

   If a cat has nine lives does that mean the ones that get run over were already on their ninth life?
  ~Pretty Cool

   If tomorrow never comes, then, you're dead.
  ~Pretty Cool

   How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
  ~Pretty Cool

   People don't see the world as it is, but as they are.
  ~Pretty Cool

   Some people have a way with words, others not have way.
  ~Pretty Cool

   The food that you get in art museums is institutional revenge for the art that you get in restaurants.
  ~Pretty Cool

   War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
  ~Pretty Cool

   If everything tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?
  ~Pretty Cool

   Anarchy is better than no government at all.
  ~Pretty Cool

   Constant change is here to stay
  ~Pretty Cool

   A watched clock never boils.
  ~Pretty Cool

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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.

Love is the poetry of the senses

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Action is the real measure of intelligence.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.