There are only two things in life you can count on: Death and Taxes.
766: Upstairs neighbour of the Beast.
~cute teenage quote
Life~it's nothing like the Brochure!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines.~Frank Lloyd Wright
~sweet saying by Pretty Cute
May the forces of evil become lost and confused on the way to your house.
Three rings of marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Support yogurt, it's the only culture some people have.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
~cute teenage quote
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics.
Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant.~Where they made a desert, they say they made peace.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
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If builders built houses the way programmers built programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.
Kindness is for all times in all situations -- not just when it suits you.
It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations