Random summer quotes

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   Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
 

   How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
 ~cute summer quote

   In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
 

   Have a nice day... somewhere else.
 

   The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Guy

   Little and often fill the purse.
 

   Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
   There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin
 

   Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift. That's why it's called: The Present.
 ~cute summer quote

   Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia
 

   If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
 

   Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction
 ~sweet saying by Cool Rapper

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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected

Don't be dismayed by good-byesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends

Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.

A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.