Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?
~cute summer quote
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
Have a nice day... somewhere else.
The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
~sweet saying by Funny Guy
Little and often fill the purse.
Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu??
There came a time when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. -Anais Nin
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift. That's why it's called: The Present.
~cute summer quote
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.~Leo Buscaglia
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
Now I want you to reach in there, and give me back my wallet. Which one is it? It's the one that says 'Bad Mother Fucker' on it.~Pulp Fiction
~sweet saying by Cool Rapper
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Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected
Don't be dismayed by good-byesA farewell is necessary before you can meet againAnd meeting again after moments or a lifetime is certain for those who are friends
Im so poor i cant't even pay attention.
A good slogan: LEARN HOW AND DO NOW.
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds