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   You got to have a lot of balls, to play golf the way I do!
  ~Ronalino

   Who wants to put on a leotard and get screamed at?~Lisa Simpson on gymnastics.
  ~Singer

   There's a reason they call guys on the soccer field 'players'.
  ~Ronalino

   Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him tackle.
  ~Singer

   Soccer players do it for 90 minutes in 11 different positions
  ~Ronalino

   If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing rods.
  ~Singer

   For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is fishing.
  ~Singer

   If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport.~Tim Wilson
  ~Singer

   Crew (Rowing) is the only sport in the world where an athlete is encouraged to sit on his butt and go backwards!
  ~Singer

   The discus throwers got the best seats at all the crucifixions.~Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
  ~Ronalino

   Some people think football is a matter of life or death but it's far more important than that.~Bill Shankley
  ~Ronalino

   Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  ~Singer

   Give blood~play hockey.
  ~Singer

   A Well Balanced Soccer Player Has A Beer In Each Hand!
  ~Singer

   Sometimes I just want to feel pretty~Dennis Rodman
  ~Singer

   Luge: The sport of lying down and trying not to die.
  ~Ronalino

   There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.
  ~Ronalino

   Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
  ~Ronalino

   I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
  ~Singer

   My drinking team has a soccer problem.
  ~Ronalino

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