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   If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It Is
 

   Stupid should hurt!
 ~cute southern girl quote

   Iguana: The other green meat.
 

   Life is a terminal disease.
 

   The problem with the rat race is even if you win you're still a rat.~Lily Tomlin
 ~sweet saying by Worker

   One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
 

   Clean up America. Kill a redneck!
   Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.
 

   Your body is like a haiku in motion.
 ~cute southern girl quote

   The Second Place Is The First Loser
 

   Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of readiness to die.~G.K. Chesterton
 

   Sleep well Mum.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   They say you can't really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they've got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don't wanna know 'em!
 

   If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
   All bombs with electronic timing devices are fitted with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
 

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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else

In our nature, however, there is a provision, alike marvelous and merciful, that the sufferer should never know the intensity of what he endures by its present torture, but chiefly by the pang that rankles after it

Love is a gift of one's inner most soul to another so both can be whole

Lovers, like bees, lead a honey-sweet life

Hitting is 50% above the shoulders

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.