Random short msn sayings

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   If life is just a game then I must have missed the kickoff.
 

   If at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.
 ~cute short msn quote

   This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
 

   My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.
 

   I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jolier than the people who have to wait for them.~E.V. Lucas
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
 

   If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
   Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
 

   Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?
 ~cute short msn quote

   Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
 

   The word of the day is legs. Let's go up to my room and spread the word.
 

   Wink, I'll do the rest!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   What s good for the goose is good for the gander.
 

   Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.

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Practise doesn't make perfect, not is it supposed to. Practise is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes.

Then join hand in hand, brave Americans all!By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall.

it takes a minute to have a crush on some one,a day to like 'em,and a week to love'em.But it takes a life time to forget them.

The healthy and strong individual is the one who asks for help when he needs itWhether he's got an abscess on his knee or in his soul

The only fortune worth finding is finding – the developing our rich, inner talents – those seeds of greatness that god plants inside every one of us, awaiting our discovery.

Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road!