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Random short ghetto quotes

   Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have.

   Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize.)
~cute short ghetto quote

   Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE

   Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.

   And God said, "Let there be light", and there was light. And everyone said, "Hey, cool! Do You do parties?".
~sweet saying by Wonderman

   If the company's name is YELLOW, why are the trucks painted ORANGE?

   Was today really necessary?
   Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

   Is god willing to prevent evil but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?~Epicurus (341-270 BCE)
~cute short ghetto quote

   The horn blows does the driver!

   Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

   Each day is a gift.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Simplicity of character is the result of profound thought.

   Seen on a fly swatter, 'Pest Doctors~All our patients die. Use this until we get there.'

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This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind - a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house

Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet

Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.

Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.