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   If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
 

   Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
 ~cute short flirty quote

   I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary.~Sliding Doors
 

   If knees were backward, what would chairs look like?
 

   Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Stop beating around the bush
 

   More people I meet, more I like my dog....
   Women are born leaders, LOOK you are following one now!
 

   3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
 ~cute short flirty quote

   I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
 

   With lies you may get ahead in life but you can never turn back.~Old Russian proverb.
 

   If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?
 ~sweet saying by Mr Q

   Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner.~Lynda Montgomery
 

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Eat the dish of revenge cold instead of hot

America is much more than a geographical factIt is a political and moral fact - the first community in which men set out in principle to institutionalize freedom, responsible government, and human equality

It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.

Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we loveIt is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.