sad msn sayings

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random sad msn sayings

   The biggest liar you'll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

   Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set
~cute sad msn quote

   When Congress balances the budget, we end up budgeting the balance.

   Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

   Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.~William Coronel
~sweet saying by Wise Guy

   Give blood~play hockey.

   A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
   HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?

   Don't worry about bad days, there are going to be plenty more of them.
~cute sad msn quote

   How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK

   Save the planet recycle an environmentalist.

   I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   I got this car for my wife...not a bad trade.

   When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental

I don't mean to sound sleezy but tease me I don't want it if its that easy

Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place" Billy Crystal(Mitch)in City Slickers(1991)

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than teach ten thousand stars how not to dance

Nothing is lovely without love itself, and nothing is lovlier than love itself

Jesus Saves… He Passes It To Gretzky… He Shoots… He Scores!