You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!
For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.
~cute on teenagers quote
High beams were made to piss people off!
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most!
The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
~sweet saying by Wonderman
Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
Diamonds are forever.
All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
~cute on teenagers quote
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
Some people have a way with words, while others... erm... thingy.
Sign seen in our veterinarian's office: "All children left unattended will be given a free kitten."
~sweet saying by Parents
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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill
A drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catchers mitt on both handsYou need to be able to throw something back
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties
Some books are undeservedly forgotten, none are undeservedly remembered