quotes for your myspace headline

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

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   'If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts. But if he will be content to begin with doubts he shall end in certainties.'~Francis Bacon

   I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve immortality by not dying.~Woody Allen
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   Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

   My knight in shining armor is lost in the woods and he's too stubborn to ask for directions.

   If superman can block bullets with his chest then why did he duck when a gun was thrown at him?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

   Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.

   A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
   My boss treats me like a mushroom; He feeds me shit, and keeps me in the dark.

   Don't f*** with my head and I won't think with my dick!
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   Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion.

   I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, I turned off the bed and hopped into the light all because you kissed me goodnight.

   Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

   Life is a terminal desiese for which there is no vaccination.

   Forbidden fruits create many jams.
   'Some people crave baseball. I find this unfathomable, however, I do understand how someone could get excited about playing a basoon.' -Frank Zappa

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A fault confessed is half redressed.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?

And though I ebb in worth, I'll flow in thanks

If you’re not enthusiastic about your job you are in the wrong job. If at all possible change it.

Government employees (Bureaucrats) like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems

Life's a bitch, and then you die.