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   I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.~Vice President Dan Quayle
 

   wHAT IS THIS? BIZARROLAND??
 ~cute profile aol quote

   If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
 

   What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
 

   I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
 ~sweet saying by Hitter

   It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
 

   There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands. You seek such problems because you need their gifts.~Richard Bach, "Illusions..."
   If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.~W.C. Fields
 

   98% of the population is asleep. The other 2% are staring around in complete amazement, abject terror, or both.
 ~cute profile aol quote

   Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
 

   An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 

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Slump ? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend

I do like Christmas on the whole.... In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and GoodwillBut it is clumsier every year

I am grateful for the lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning, and floors that need waxing because it means I have a home

Pol-I-Tics poli meaning many, ticks meaning small blood sucking parasites.