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   I've been in Take That and the Spice Girls... Well, not all of them. (Robbie Williams)

   Oh me oh my. A lovely day is dawning. Oh what a joy I didn't wake up dead. So I can go to school and resume my yawning. And get my sleeping in class instead of in my bed.
~cute myspace quote

   Girls are called birds because of the worms they pick up!

   What would you get if Snoop Doggy Dog married Whinny the Pooh? Snoop Doggy Dog Pooh!~Cheshire

   Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstyle you like.
~sweet saying by True Color

   Leave road kill for the next car.

   If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.
   So many men, so few who can afford me...

   Stupid is as stupid does.
~cute myspace quote

   Some say a computer is a woman, if you do something wrong, they'll remember every bit of it. Some say a computer is a man, if you had just waited one more week, you could have gotten a better model for less.

   By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.~Socrates

   Love is never having to say 'Shut the hell up.'~Wally Pleasant
~sweet saying by Romantica

   It's bad luck to be superstitious.

   Sincerity is the key. If you can fake that, you've got it made.~George Burns
   Mother Teresa once said, “ The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted.”

   Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
~cute myspace quote

   Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever you're going?

   A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.~Herbert Prochnow

   I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   The difficult we do immediately. The impossible takes a little while longer.~U.S. Navy Seabees

   I have BAD PMS and GOOD BRAKES.... you must be feeling very lucky today.
   Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

   Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry.
~cute myspace quote

   He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.

   The more I learn about guys, the more I wish I were gay.

   Illegitmitatum Non Carborundum Est~Never let the bastards grind you down!
~sweet saying by Worker

   We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it~we find a reason for it because we want it.

   Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober~Winston Churchill
   You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

   If you want to make something that will last forever, don't make a statue or build a bridge. Create a bureaucracy, it never goes away.
~cute myspace quote

   I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

   Elvis has left the planet.

   Love for all, Hatred for none
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.

   Why is it that when you are on the telephone, writing furiously and holding a finger up to tell the person who just came into your office to hold on a second, they ask: Do you have a minute?
   You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it.~Malcolm X

   It's been swell, but the swellings gone down.~Lori Petty, Tank Girl
~cute myspace quote

   It's easier to child-proof your gun than to bullet-proof your child.

   What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

   Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.~Ashleigh Brilliant

   Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
   Ax Me About Ebonics

   Miss, you made my heart stop...
~cute myspace quote

   Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

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