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Random funny myspace quotes

   I feel I cannot successfully express myself without the use of profanity and vulgar and colorful language.~Shaun Lochhead

   Love is butterflies in your stomach, emptiness in your head, and sweet nothings in your ear.
~cute funny myspace quote

   Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

   CAUTION! I drive like you do!

   I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   In every mind there is a sweet symphony of untold stories. Poetry, and art, and music are the skillful rendering of these dreams into reality.

   WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO!
   Don't hate yourself in the morning~sleep till noon.

   Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow.
~cute funny myspace quote

   Here at First National, you're not just a number~you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

   Statistics are like bikinis. What they conceal is more important than what they reveal.

   The Earth Is Full - Go Home
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Knowledge is often mistaken for intelligence. This is like mistaking a cup of milk for a cow.

   Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

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Love's greatest gift is its ability to make everything it touches sacred.

It is no use waiting for your ship to come in unless you have sent one out.

A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time

His mind is dark with stormy riot, directly traced to too much diet. Who ends the day with little food, began next day in happy mood.

Nature strikes us, not to harm us, but as a kind mother to correct and improve us.

It takes a Viking to raze a village.