Random flirty sayings

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   Waste not want not.
 

   CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
 ~cute flirty quote

   I don't mind Jesus, it's his fan club I can't stand.
 

   'It's not easy having a good time even smiling makes my face ache' Frank N. Furter/Tim Curry: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
 

   Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
 

   I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
   The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.~Tacitus
 

   How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?~Al Gore, Vanity Fair, Jan, 1999
 ~cute flirty quote

   Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off
 

   How do I set my laser printer on stun?
 

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There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it

Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.

Love is the poetry of the senses

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.

Action is the real measure of intelligence.

I intend to live forever - so far, so good.