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   Editing Is A Rewording Activity
 

   If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
 ~cute flirty quotations quote

   Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?
 

   Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.
 

   Instead of concentrating on this bumper sticker, maybe you should be concentrating on the road!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   It is better to give a rock out of love than a diamond out of duty.
 

   Minds are like parachutes--they only function when open.
   Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
 

   That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
 ~cute flirty quotations quote

   Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up?
 

   One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
 

   If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.
 ~sweet saying by Cute Girl

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A man with money controls circumstances; without money, they control him.

'You can't always get what you want' makes a great song lyric, but it's a terrible motto for life.

Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?

I only went out for a walk and finally concluded to stay out till sundown, for going out, I found, was really going in

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.