WHY ME?
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
~cute doll myspace quote
Christopher Robin Hood steals from the rich and gives to the Pooh.
If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing rods.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
~sweet saying by Wiseman
All politicians are crooks, but democrats are our crooks.
it takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow...
Why do doctors call what they do practice?
Man: Girl, you are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Man: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name.
~cute doll myspace quote
I am not single, I'm romantically challenged.
Laughter is like changing a baby's nappy. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
Honk if I'm Jesus!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Look before you open your eyes.
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Teaching people skills without giving them a vision for a better future a vision based on common values -- is only training
Never make a budget to fits you wants. Trim you wants to fit your budget. A budget is more than a reminder. It’s a kind teacher and protector – a guardian of your future.
the silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God's secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of the branches whose roots suck the body's elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed
When everyone is looking for gold, it's a good time to be in the pick and shovel business.
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.