Don't Drink and Drive!
Only in America can a Vietnam Vet live in a cardboard box on the street and a draft dodger live in the White House.
~cute summer time quote
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
Work can wait while you show a child the rainbow. The rainbow won't wait while you do the work. -Unknown
~sweet saying by Mr Q
I'm back by popular demand.
You can name your own salary here~I like to call mine Fred.
Quit smoking on the anniversary of your birth, not the day of your death.~Corky Peterson
Hope dies last!
~cute summer time quote
There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.~Woody Allen
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, and corruption is crime, and crime doesnt pay... Does knowledge, in the end, leave you broke?
~sweet saying by Mr Q
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
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Take time to gather up the past so that you will be able to draw from your experiences and invest them in the future
Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real you can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single
In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then beleive them to be true.