What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
~cute summer quote
The fundamental problem with representative government is that the people who would be best for the job least want it, and vice versa.
Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.
I looked up the word beautiful in the thesaurus today, and your name was included.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
'Captain's log: A bunch of our ship fell off, and nobody likes me.'~Crow T. Robot, MST3K: the Movie
Rehab is for quitters.
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
'It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames'~Harry Hill
~cute summer quote
Officer: 'Why did you shoot that terrorist 27 times?' SAS Trooper's reply: 'I ran out of bullets, sir'
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Here's a secret tip for X-files fans: Drink two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place with all recollections of the previous nights events mysteriously "erased".
~sweet saying by Wonderman
Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
Even a broken watch shows the right time twice a day.
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A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else, and if you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have
Riches, that star that dazzles men eyes, is aiming and self-rule in perfect disguise.
In the future, how we gather, manage and use information will determine whether we succeed or fail
Those who won our independence believed liberty to be the secret of happiness and courage to be the secret of liberty