Random cute sayings to put on myspace

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   I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
 

   Suicide is away of telling God, You can't fire me I quit!!!!!
 ~cute to put on myspace quote

   I don't repeat gossip.
 

   I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my ass.
 

   I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Santa’s Elves Are Just A Bunch Of Subordinate Clauses
 

   National Atheist's Day April 1
   I'm not confused, I'm well mixed. -Robert Frost
 

   The perfect man: smokes not, drinks not, flirts not, exists not.
 ~cute to put on myspace quote

   Grab life by the balls until it coughs up all it has to offer- Suzie
 

   Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
 

   Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look Grrrreat!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

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I never forgive, but I always forget.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year

The United States is the only country with a known birthday

Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!