Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car~the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window!
~cute couples quote
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Children should neither be seen nor heard from... ever again.~W. C. Fields
AOL for Dummies is kind of redundant, don't you think?
~sweet saying by Wonderman
Back the badge
Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
~cute couples quote
It Is As Bad As You Think, And They Are Out To Get You.
Beware of the Vampire Jesus~He gave his blood for you and he wants it all back now!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months~I don't like to interrupt her.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
Always remember that if she does not make your standards... lower your standards!
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Trip over love, you can get upFall in love and you fall forever
The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and SerbsThe real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam
It's a phony issue. To pretend the death penalty is going to end crime in the United States is to fool people, to promote public ignorance
First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.