Random cute love sayings for profiles

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   Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
 

   An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 ~cute love profiles quote

   Do you think either sex out there perfect at relationships? Yeah, he cuts my hair.~Amy and Danny in LoveLife
 

   I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.~Byron Alley
 

   La plus belle fleure du monde perdra un jour de sa couleur mais l'amour sincere resplendira toujours.
 ~sweet saying by True Color

   Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
 

   Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
   Anarchy is better than no government at all.
 

   I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
 ~cute love profiles quote

   Energizer Bunny arrested~charged with battery.
 

   Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
 

   I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
 

   If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
   Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
 

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A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as you walk the tightrope of life

To live in this world, you must be able to do three things: to love what is mortal; to hold it against your bones knowing your life depends on it; and when the time comes, to let go

Calamity, nA more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too

Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.