If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
If you can read this I can deploy your air bag!!!
~cute love aol profile quote
Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.~Jackie Mason
Can't Feed 'Em! Don't Breed Em'!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
If you really want to hurt your parents and don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Most Americans have Faith... You can tell by the Way They Drive
Camels have 3 eyelids.
~cute love aol profile quote
Prof Rule #1: Never turn the lights out in a lecture hall with students near the door.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
~sweet saying by Funny Guy
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips?
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Experience teaches only the teachable.
The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as long as I live, it is my privilege to do for it whatever I canI want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live
Don't worry about people stealing your ideasIf your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats