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   If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 

   This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
 ~cute lil quote

   If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
 

   Earth Is The Insane Asylum For The Universe
 

   Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   It's only premarital sex if you're going to get married.
 

   My other car sticker is funny.
   Man (to his wife):You're getting old dear, your face is all lined. Wife: I'm not getting old! They're laugh lines! Man:Nothing is THAT freakin' funny.
 

   If you receive something that says 'Send this to everyone you know,' pretend you don't know me. (Roy Johnson)
 ~cute lil quote

   Good company on the road is the shortest cut.
 

   A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.
 

   But I Just Can’t Get My Head That Far Up My Ass
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six.
 

   I like feminists~I think they're cute.
   The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
 

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The only love worthy of a name is unconditional

If happiness you would win, share it. It was born a twin.

It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become... but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress

Save when prosperous. There’s little fear of overspending when we’re not.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.