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   Dyslexic man sells soul to Santa... Film at 11.
 

   Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
 ~cute heartbreak quote

   Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
 

   'Where's your sense of adventure?' 'At home in bed where every good sense of adventure should be at 7:30 AM' -overheard in calculus class
 

   D'oh!
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   When a woman works in a traditionally male field ...SHE must be twice as knowledgeable, twice as proficient, twice as accurate, and twice as humble as ANY MAN to be considered HALF as good at the job!
 

   I'm gonna survive or die trying.
   If someone shows you who they are, believe them.
 

   Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
 ~cute heartbreak quote

   If there is a nonessential phrase, you stick it in commas. Commas are the garbage bags of grammar.~My highschool English teacher
 

   A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.~Conan O'Brien
 

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I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.

Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance

My child beat up your honor student!