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   If Israelites come from Israel, then what come from Paris?
 

   I think, therefore I'm dangerous
 ~cute happy birthday quote

   Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.
 

   Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
 

   Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!.
 

   I brake for no apparent reason.
   You're my treasure custodian cleaning the moon for me, scouring the sky so the stars will shine bright.~Lisa Loeb
 

   37% of Americans agree that while they would hate being British, they wouldn't mind having a British accent.
 ~cute happy birthday quote

   Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
 

   What's the difference between you husband and your children? Your children grow-up and leave
 

   War doesn't determine who's right but who's left.
 ~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.

Nationalism is an infantile diease, the measles of mankind

On The Other Hand, You Have Different Fingers