Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
After heat killed bad germs, where do they go? Obviously not in heaven, since they've been bad. Surely then can't go to hell, for the heat would kill them again(?)...
~cute ghetto love quote
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
The Sixth Sense~I am dead but I must still go to work.
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
~sweet saying by Mr Q
IT'S IMPOLITE TO STARE
Condense soup, not books
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
To be loved, be lovable
~cute ghetto love quote
The more I learn, the less I understand.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren't wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it's running a hour early again"
~sweet saying by Hitter
Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either.
The future will be better tomorrow.~Dan Quayle
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself
I wonder why you can always read a doctor's bill and you can never read his prescription
We're taking away your individual cubicles. In the new system you'll sign up for whatever cube is open that day. It's based on the model of public restrooms. But I call it 'hoteling' because it increases my chances of getting tips. Each cubicle will have a computer, a chair, and a roll of note paper . . . Take one and pass it around
We find comfort in those who agree with us, but growth in those who don’t agree.
Hungry not only for bread -- but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing -- but naked for human dignity and respect. Homeless not only for want of a room of bricks -- but homeless because of rejection.