Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk.~Stephen King
~cute couple quote
I'm only here to ANNOY!!
If your friends decided to jump off a bridge would you?
Men have feelings too (but who really cares)
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
On the road of life, there are windshields and there are bugsplats.
I'm not going to get married again. I'm just going to find woman I detest and give her a house~Lewis Grizzard
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon!
This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.
~cute couple quote
I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.
Where observation is concerned chance favours only the prepared mind.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
Judaism: Higher messianic standards
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
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Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.
I see too many people who have won nothing spending their life talking about my job. I am not going to talk about the jobs of others.
Search others for their virtues, yourself for your faults.
He completed the universe, he achieved the physical unity of the globe
Education is difficult and expensive. Whatever it costs, it’s cheaper than ignorance.