Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but I heard it's kinda hard to keep em' lit.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
~cute baby quote
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.~Benny Hill (As far as I know)
If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
Life is not a garden, so quit being a hoe!
ZenCrafters: Total Enlightenment in about an hour.
~cute baby quote
Why Johnny Can't Read~Now available on VHS and multimedia CD-ROM!
A man may make many mistakes, but is not a failure until he starts blaming someone else for them.
Don't wish for it...work for it.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.~Orson Welles
May your trouble be like the old man's teeth... few and far between.
I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.
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It is literally true, as the thankless say, that they have nothing to be thankful forHe who sits by the fire, thankless for the fire, is just as if he had no fireNothing is possessed save in appreciation, of which thankfulness is the indispensable ingredi
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Those who lose dreaming are lost