My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.~Ashleigh Brilliant
Eschew Obfuscation
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If these pills don't stop the kleptomania, said the psychiatrist, "try and get me a nice video camera."
Don't laugh
In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.
~sweet saying by Wiseman
Who put a stop payment on my reality check?
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
(insert student's name) chewing gum and a cow chewing cud, the only difference is the intelligent expression on the cow's face.~Mrs. Reed, my high school English teacher
~cute aim quote
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy~but that could change.~Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/22/89
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can. All of them make me laugh.~W.H. Auden
~sweet saying by Funny Life
The difference between British and Americans is, Americans think a hundred years is a long time, and the British think a hundred miles is a long drive.
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Our faults are more readily forgiven than our obvious efforts to hide them.
A thankful person will never be forgotten by God.
Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next
I'm working to improve my methods, and every hour I save is an hour added to my life.