Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them
You have the right to an attorney . If you cannot afford an attorny , we will supply you with the stupidest , 1st year law student dumb-ass slacker we can find on the continent~lethal weapon 4
~cute cool teenage quote
Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.
We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn't really care.
~sweet saying by Funny Life
Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that said: Quit while you're ahead?
~cute cool teenage quote
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.
The meaning of life is to give life meaning.
~sweet saying by True Color
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When a child is born, so are grandmothers
Good habits are hard to acquire but easy to live with.
Supreme joy comes from doing a kindness by stealth, and having it discovered by accident.
If we truly love our children, we’ll develop our courage to discipline them. Without discipline they are like monkeys – at the best like savages.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.