I talk to strangers
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
~cute cool aim quote
My other ride is your mom
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?~Satchel Paige
Marriage is much like communism, it works best in theory.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl
An agreeable person is someone who agrees with you.
Boys will be boys... and so will a lot of middle aged men!
My Kid Had Sex With Your Honor Student
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
~cute cool aim quote
Editing Is A Rewording Activity
If it were truly the thought that counted, more women would be pregnant.
Can I pay my Visa with my MasterCard?
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Laziness travels so slowly that poverty soon overtakes it.
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The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter
Money is human happiness in the abstract: he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes his heart entirely to money
Let your dream devour your life not your life devour your dream
You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you
Label on a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly