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   Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles
 

   Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just gets replaced.
 ~cute cool french quote

   I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.
 

   You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
 

   My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   Death is the consequence of being alive.
 

   I drank what?
   Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
 

   Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
 ~cute cool french quote

   Make WAR, not SEX, it's safer!
 

   A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.
 

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We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Don't accept rides from strange men - and remember that all men are as strange as hell

Adversity introduces a man to himself

To act with common sense according to the moment, is the best wisdom I know and the best philosophy is to do one's duties, take the world as it comes submit respectfully to one's lot; bless the goodness that has given us so much happiness with it, whatever it is; and despise affectation

Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.