cool birthday sayings

Quotes & Sayings For Your MySpace Website

Random cool birthday sayings

   Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley.

   They're not hot flashes...they're POWER SURGES!
~cute cool birthday quote

   After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?

   Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

   If atheism is a religion, then "bald" is a hair color.
~sweet saying by The Master

   Inflation is when the buck doesn't stop anywhere.

   Public speaking is very easy.~Vice President Dan Quayle to reporters in 10/88
   You ain't seen nothin' yet...

   Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
~cute cool birthday quote

   Welcome To Shit Creek – Sorry, We’re Out Of Paddles

   Sometimes the squeaky wheel doesn't get the grease, it just gets replaced.

   I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.
~sweet saying by Hitter

   You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

   My wife told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

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You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back

Love is a symbol of eternityIt wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end

There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical

The twin killers of success are impatience and greed.

In theory, everything works.