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   The nice thing about standards is there are so many to choose from.
 

   I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
 ~cute breakup quote

   My child was inmate of the month at the County Jail.
 

   If 7-11 is open 24-7 and 365 days a year why do they have locks on their doors?
 

   There are two kinds of people: those who say to God: Thy will be done, and those to whom God says: All right, then, have it your way.~C.S. Lewis
 ~sweet saying by Cute Guy

   Very funny Scotty
 

   If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
   Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
 

   Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
 ~cute breakup quote

   My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
 

   GIMMIEABREAK!
 

   In the beginning was the word. And the word was "Aardvark".
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Be exceedingly humble, for the fate of man is but the worm.
 

   The beatings will continue until employee morale improves.

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We’ll never do much good in the world as long as we wonder whether it will bring us any credit.

You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely

Don't vote, it only encourages them

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.