Grab life by the balls until it coughs up all it has to offer- Suzie
Spotted on the back of a T-shirt worn by LAPD Bomb Squad: If you see me running, try to keep up.
~cute bowling quote
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look Grrrreat!
I'm serious
It is the greatest of all mistakes to do nothing because you can only do a little.
~sweet saying by Cool Girl
I don't laugh in death's face. I tend to make belittling comments and snigger behind death's back.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
If you are reading this you are reading off a gay internet site...
why are they called appartments if they are stuck together?
~cute bowling quote
Those nicotine patches seem to work really well, but I heard it's kinda hard to keep em' lit.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup
Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it.~Benny Hill (As far as I know)
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading
Independence... [is] middle-class blasphemyWe are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
You will make more friends in ten minutes by talking and interested in others than in a month trying to get others interested in you.
In union there is strength