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   Reader, suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress, but I repeat myself.~Mark Twain
 

   If it isn't broken...fix it until it is!
 ~cute bitchy quotations quote

   Got Brains?
 

   If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
 

   I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   'If I could do one thing with the world, I'd turn the entire human race into empaths. Make everybody feel everyone's pain. If we could all truly empathize with each other, there would be an immediate end to most human misery. Famines would stop as rich countries fall over themselves to send aid...'
 

   Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it.
   If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work 'gay'?
 

   'I don't want to believe, I want to know.' -Carl Sagan
 ~cute bitchy quotations quote

   If ignorance is bliss, I guess that would explain why I'm so miserable!
 

   I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
 

   Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.
 ~sweet saying by me

   I love you for your mind, now give me your body~Queen
 

   Where did Webster look up the definitions when he wrote the dictionary?
   Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
 

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You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world.... We are not a nation, so much as a world

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened

With every rising of the sun, think of your life as just begun.

School is basically about one point of view -- the one the teacher has.

DoN't FiNd FaULt,FiNd ThE rEmEdY

Life's way too short to stay on topic