Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy
May your coffin be made of 100 year old oak from a tree that I plant tomorrow.
~cute biker quote
Laugh and the world laughs with you... Cry, and the world looks sheepish and suddenly remembers it had other plans.
Overpopulation... too much of a good thing.
Oh, my dear! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
~sweet saying by Hitter
Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.
Mens are like Roses, Watch Out For The Pricks
I don't suffer from insanity
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.~Katharine Hepburn
~cute biker quote
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
God said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you can sell him tackle.
~sweet saying by Singer
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The other sports are just sports. Baseball is a love
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded
He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh