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   Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
  ~Funny Life

   God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway... The good fortune to run into the ones I do... And the eyesight to tell the difference!
  ~Funny Life

   It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.~Jackie Mason
  ~Funny Life

   I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
  ~Funny Life

   My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
  ~Funny Life

   My grandson asked me if I still look at young women, I said yes, but I can't remember why.
  ~Funny Life

   The golden years: When actions creak louder than words.
  ~Funny Life

   I've gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
  ~Funny Life

   Middle age is when you burn the midnight oil around 9:00 pm.
  ~Funny Life

   You know you're getting old when being a little hippie does not have the same meaning as it did in the 60's.
  ~Funny Life

   The older you get, the better you get, (unless you're a banana)
  ~Funny Life

   Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
  ~Funny Life

   There's nothing wrong with the younger generation that twenty years or so won't cure.
  ~Funny Life

   If I knew I was going to get this old, I would have taken better care of myself when I was young.
  ~Funny Life

   When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo.
  ~Funny Life

   Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, ...it doesn't matter.~Mark Twain
  ~Funny Life

   He who laughs, lasts.
  ~Funny Life

   Cultivate an interest in the classics: seduce a senior citizen tonight.
  ~Funny Life

   How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?~Satchel Paige
  ~Funny Life

   When I was young, we didn't have MTV. We had to take drugs and go to rock concerts.
  ~Funny Life

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Freedom is the will to be responsible to ourselves.

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Love teaches even asses to dance

Smile at each other, smile at your wife, smile at your husband, smile at your children, smile at each other -- it doesn't matter who it is -- and that will help you to grow up in greater love for each other.

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire.