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   186,000 Miles/Second: It’s Not Just A Good Idea, It’s The Law!

   The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
~cute myspace quote

   There's a reason they call guys on the soccer field 'players'.

   Constant change is here to stay

   Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.
~sweet saying by Funny Life

   Before giving someone a piece of mind be sure you have enough to spare!

   I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
   If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.

   Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
~cute myspace quote

   You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

   If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves?~And if so, aren't we all masochists?

   Time flies when you don't know what you're doing.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a seat has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

   You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.
   Why aren't there ever any GUILTY bystanders?

   Pull my finger.
~cute myspace quote

   I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.~Woody Allen

   If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you.

   As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
~sweet saying by The Master

   You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

   Honk if you hate noise pollution!
   There's a fine line between an attitude problem and thinking clearly.

   I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
~cute myspace quote

   Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.

   Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.

   Screw you guys, I'm going home!
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it's true.

   I wonder if you would drive well if that cell phone were up your ass.
   I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.

   Why is it that whe our kids are naughty we ask "do you want a spanking?" What are they going to say, "Yes please, may I have two?"...
~cute myspace quote

   What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

   A sine curve goes off to infinity or at least the end of the blackboard

   If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport.~Tim Wilson
~sweet saying by Singer

   How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

   The noblest revenge is to forgive.
   Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.

   Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
~cute myspace quote

   If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry?

   A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

   Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.
~sweet saying by Wiseman

   Don’t Take Life Too Seriously

   Seen on an old, beat-up car: "This is not an abandoned vehicle."
   People who don't pay their taxes are breaking the law.~The Irish Minister for Finance shares his remarkable discovery~Sept 1999

   If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
~cute myspace quote

   Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

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