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   Do you think either sex out there perfect at relationships? Yeah, he cuts my hair.~Amy and Danny in LoveLife

   I don't really enjoy sex. I just pretend I do to get girls to sleep with me.~Byron Alley
~cute myspace quote

   La plus belle fleure du monde perdra un jour de sa couleur mais l'amour sincere resplendira toujours.

   Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

   Celebrate Hannibal Day this year. Take an elephant to lunch.
~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Anarchy is better than no government at all.

   I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
   Energizer Bunny arrested~charged with battery.

   Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
~cute myspace quote

   I break for........................OH SHIT NO BRAKES

   What are Preparation A through Preparation G?

   If you had a million Shakespeare's, would they write like a monkey?
~sweet saying by Mr Q

   Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

   I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
   Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)

   I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
~cute myspace quote

   You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

   If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

   Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.
~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich. Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

   Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
   Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?

   Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
~cute myspace quote

   Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?

   85% of the world's work is done by people who don't feel very well~Winston Churchill

   As a sex, we are vastly superior to men, but it is taboo to show it.
~sweet saying by Funny Girl

   He who farts in church sits on his own pew.

   Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
   The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

   Jesus loves you. Then again, so does Barney.
~cute myspace quote

   It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a Viking to raze a village.

   I tried being normal once . . .I didn't like it.

   A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
~sweet saying by Pretty Cool

   If you smoke after s e x you're doing it too fast.

   If It Ain’t Broken... Fix It ‘Til It Is
   Stupid should hurt!

   Iguana: The other green meat.
~cute myspace quote

   Life is a terminal disease.

   The problem with the rat race is even if you win you're still a rat.~Lily Tomlin

   One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
~sweet saying by Hitter

   Clean up America. Kill a redneck!

   Men are proof that women have a sense of humor.
   Your body is like a haiku in motion.

   The Second Place Is The First Loser
~cute myspace quote

   Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live, taking the form of readiness to die.~G.K. Chesterton

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